boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
"You made pasta?"
"Did you take out the trash?"
"And the recycling"
"Derek this has to stop."
How are we feeling about that?
what’s your favorite thing to do to stay active?
the first time u throw up after drinking 2 much alcohol changes u as a person