If girls had a penis for a day:
thetwistedrope: melbietoast: missimari101: eatmybroom: No I’ll be more like : OR you forgot one BEST.POST.ON.TUMBLR.EVER. ::Dying:: ROFLMFAO!
Dear Christopher Eccleston,
thevenuvianprincess: One season of Doctor Who was just NOT enough, You wonderful, amazing tease.
baconbandersnatch: pippa6100: I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr Well I’ll be dimmadamned.
randomsandroyals: new2royals: Yeah, so apparently I just wear my military uniform and women say their “overies explode”. That doesn’t even make sense. omfg im dying so hard rn
thisbrunetteslife: In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, all of the students Professor McGonagall is teaching to dance are Gryffindors. Which means, Hufflepuffs would be taught by Professor Sprout, Flitwick would be teaching the Ravenclaws, and guess who the Slytherins get to waltz with? “Put ………you hand …………….on ……..my …………….waist.”
alltimeboners: if u sing along to fall out boy there’s probably a 3% chance ur actually singing the right lyrics